Line of the day on 'Passions'

You can always count on "Passions" chief beefcake coordinator James E. Reilly to serve up some Shakespearean dialogue every day, but Monday's episode had me reeling for the rewind button.

Musclebound rich boy Fox Crane (Mark Cameron Wystrach) to rival musclebound poor boy Miguel Lopez-Fitzgerald (Adrian Bellani), as he destroyed the latter's modeling contract: "Sorry, Miguel, the muscleboy look is kind of passe!"

I died laughing. Pot, meet kettle.